David King

Robinsons!

My wife Jilly and I live in a small East Hertfordshire village.  A bit too small, but that’s beside the point here and perhaps a topic to explore on another occasion.  We are very conscious of our good fortune, and it was certainly an advantage during lockdown.  One of the few things we were able

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Earworm, Earworm . . .

Do you suffer from earworms?  Not Danny Kaye’s charming ‘Inchworm’, nor real worms of any kind, though if you do, I urge you to stop reading this straight away and send off an e-consult request (don’t wait until you can get a GP appointment).  The earworms I’m talking about are those relentless little audio snippets

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Life’s Labour Lost

Have you ever lost anything?  I mean something you’ve written, spent hours crafting and worrying about over a long time, and eventually finished with satisfaction and a sense of achievement.  I’ve recently done exactly this: a short piece about my discovery over 25 years ago of The Parish Lantern, a popular shop and café in

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Funeral Blues

One day during lockdown I attended a funeral, if ‘attended’ is the right word in this context.  Times being as they were, it was online; not with the ubiquitous Zoom, but via a password-protected link to the crematorium chapel webcam.  No funeral is a joyous occasion; especially when, as in this case, the deceased’s life

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Raising my Standard

Language changes. Writers and academics are all realistic and know this; after all, nothing in life stays the same forever.  Change is as inevitable as birth, death and a Tory election triumph.  This clearly is also true of language, otherewyse we al wolde speke to-day thas weies.¹  But we also know that change is the

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